Mothman
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Hi Guys have any of you seen the film the Mothman prophecies Movie it frightened the very Poo out of my system,,,, i watched it during some wild camping last night:rolleyes2:
well the reason i ask is that last night during a spot of wilding locally i got the feeling to have a little walk in a very dark wooded lane:rolleyes2::rolleyes2: it was around 11pm i said lock the door darling (to my best mate john
lol) NO I JEST IT WAS MY WIFE HONEST!!
So she locks the door behind me she twitches the blinds opends the window slightly DONT BE LONG FATTY SHE BARKED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ok dearest i reply or words to that effect,,,,,,,,,,,
So i start to walk down the lane and in the tree ahead looked like a huge crane type bird,,,,,, all black it looked just like a shadow of a giant bird but i couldnt really make it out:rolleyes2: so i then turned around thinking no way!!!!!! its the Mothman HE AINT GETTING ME FOR A LATE LUNCH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i started walking back to the van quuicker and quicker i went then sudely out the hedge flew a huge moth like creature with human formed birdlike hybred creation with glowing red eyes with huge fangs snarling and fluttering all around my face,,, it grabbed my head and tried lifting me off the ground,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i ran back to the van screaming LET ME IN LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!! she oened the door saying whats wrong TUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IVE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY THE MOTHMAN,,,,,,,,,,,,, Having explained to her she insisted we go back out there to see if IT was still around dumb fearless cow i said,,,,, so we head back to the very spot, when out of the hedge flew another load off mothmen.,,,, they was flying all around my head again,,,,,,,,,,flailing my arms around wildly i managed to hit my own hat off my head only to see the moths all flying around my BRAND NEW GADGET HAT WITH THE LED TOURCH BUILT INTO THE CAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh how the mind plays tricks on the meek:sad::sad:
well the reason i ask is that last night during a spot of wilding locally i got the feeling to have a little walk in a very dark wooded lane:rolleyes2::rolleyes2: it was around 11pm i said lock the door darling (to my best mate john
lol) NO I JEST IT WAS MY WIFE HONEST!!So she locks the door behind me she twitches the blinds opends the window slightly DONT BE LONG FATTY SHE BARKED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Ok dearest i reply or words to that effect,,,,,,,,,,,
So i start to walk down the lane and in the tree ahead looked like a huge crane type bird,,,,,, all black it looked just like a shadow of a giant bird but i couldnt really make it out:rolleyes2: so i then turned around thinking no way!!!!!! its the Mothman HE AINT GETTING ME FOR A LATE LUNCH,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i started walking back to the van quuicker and quicker i went then sudely out the hedge flew a huge moth like creature with human formed birdlike hybred creation with glowing red eyes with huge fangs snarling and fluttering all around my face,,, it grabbed my head and tried lifting me off the ground,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i ran back to the van screaming LET ME IN LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!! she oened the door saying whats wrong TUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IVE JUST BEEN ATTACKED BY THE MOTHMAN,,,,,,,,,,,,, Having explained to her she insisted we go back out there to see if IT was still around dumb fearless cow i said,,,,, so we head back to the very spot, when out of the hedge flew another load off mothmen.,,,, they was flying all around my head again,,,,,,,,,,flailing my arms around wildly i managed to hit my own hat off my head only to see the moths all flying around my BRAND NEW GADGET HAT WITH THE LED TOURCH BUILT INTO THE CAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh how the mind plays tricks on the meek:sad::sad:
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