Texting For The Over 40's

[Devonlad]

Texting for over 40s..
Kids have all their own SMS codes,like BFF,WTF,LOL etc..
So here's some codes for the more mature....

ATD At the Doctors
BFF Best friends funeral
BTW Bring the wheelchair
FWIW Forgot where i was
GGPBL Gotta go pacemaker battery low
GHA Got heartburn again
HGBM Had good bowel movement
IMHO Is my hearing-aid on
WAITT Who am i talking to
GGLKI Gotta go Laxative kickin in
IPMSA I've pi**ed myself again

 

[ian81]

...a few more
BBE back box emergency (need the toilet)
FTE front tank emergency ( need a wee)
BTWW - Bring The Warm-waterbottle
LOL - Loss Of Libido
LMAO - Left Molars All Out
SMS - Sweets More Sweets
LTF - Lipo-suction, Tummy tuck, Face lift
WMT - Where's My Teeth?
GCA - Grand Children Alert!

MCBY - My Cholesterol Beat Yours
BSA - Baby Sitting Again
HMP - How Many Pills?
SIW - She Inherited Well
HPA - He Passed Away
WAMK - Where Are My Keys?
WYBD - Watch Your Blood Pressure Dear
WYNA - What's Your Name Again?
ATD - At the Doctor's
CRAFT - Can't remember a f@@king thing.