Such a sad thing

[Funky Farmer]

We are sorry to announce the sad departure of Goldie the goldfish. she departed this bowl in the night.
A state funeral will take place this evening in the garden with a full service. My grand kids have everything organised. Niamh is practicing her funeral face ready to conduct the service Abbie will be chief mourner. Tea and Ham sandwiches after. Prefer fish paste mesel'

 

[suej]

Not doing the traditional toilet flushing ceremony then? From one bowl to another teehee Oops sorry, please accept my condolences

Sue

 

[Funky Farmer]

Not doing the traditional toilet flushing ceremony then? From one bowl to another teehee Oops sorry, please accept my condolences

Sue

That would be my preferred method Sue ..... Kids eh :lol

 

[Somelier]

Will there be chips?

 

[Funky Farmer]

Will there be chips?

:scared:

 

[Robmac]

Carve a goldfish shape out of a carrot and stick it back in the bowl, they'll never know!l

 

[Deleted member 14127]

RIP Goldie

 

[scenictraveller]

2 gold fish in a tank one says to the other can u drive this fecking thing

 

[Funky Farmer]

RIP Goldie

Indeed..... He is resting under a rose bush in a jam jar of holy water. Not my idea I hasten to add

 

[scenictraveller]

should have buried it in a jar of vinagar then dug it up 10yrs from now and showed them he was a saint.

 

[Funky Farmer]

should have buried it in a jar of vinagar then dug it up 10yrs from now and showed them he was a saint.

Now that is funny:lol-049:

 

[Teffy]

Goodbye little fishy. Children usually like to have a funeral for small pets.
I knew a lady who lived in the country and she told me that when she was a girl, she and her best friend used to go out with a little spade and a hymn book and hold funerals beside the road for squashed rabbits etc.!

 

[tiderus]

There there, don't fret. She's probably gone to a better plaice? :lol-049:

 

[donkey too]

There there, don't fret. She's probably gone to a better plaice? :lol-049:

Or a batter plaice.:lol-049:

 

[Funky Farmer]

Or a batter plaice.:lol-049:

Good Cod! That was Brill :dance:

 

[oldish hippy]

stop carping on with the fish puns

 

[Bushtrekker]

That's bad news.

Do you want a recipe?

 

[Deleted member 21686]

What about the cat?

He could help you out.

 

[Robmac]

Maybe play Salmon Dave at the funeral?

 

[tiderus]

A bit of decorum please lads, some of you have no sole. When poor Goldie fell off her perch,

while doing the conger in a roe with others trying to mussel in.

It seemed to seal her fate.

Sounds a load of pollaks to me.

Any more,

Rgd's Graham.