Should I risk a gassing or the mad axeman?

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I'm parked up for the night in a nice quiet car park in the sticks and it is very hot. Should I leave the windows open and risk dying and rely on the dog to warn me or close the windows and roast?
 
Strip off naked and sleep on the roof. The dog can stand guard hidden underneath the MH.
 
sleep naked with the lights on and windows open. any nutter will assume you're a worse nutter and run off whimpering


in case i prove to be wrong , please send your bank details , pin no etc for me to pass on to your family
 
Definitely risk the mad axeman, I'm miles away from you at home.













Urology nurses just take the pee.
 
Walk to the nearest caravan site, spread the word that there's a wilding FLT
motorhomer up the road and he's letting his grey water out, and the cassette's
bound to go the same way. I'm pretty sure you'll have company most of night
keeping an eye out for you, just make sure you get back to your van before
they turn up.
 
Windows were left open and I survived the night without incident. I'm going to the car park in Appledore tonight. I might have a little more trouble there.
 
izwozral said:
If your bits get bitten they may swell bigger than they have for a long time?
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Is antiqueman showing off?....gentlemen reach a certain age that any stimulation including the hexapod influence that induces swellling of yer bits and bobs is warmly welcomed

Channa
 
Keep windows shut and don`t eat or drink anything that encourages gas before going to bed.
 
Blimey it was hot last night and some very loud thunder claps. If you had the same Antiquesam, then I would sneak into Iceland and hunker down in one of their chillers.
 
izwozral said:
Blimey it was hot last night and some very loud thunder claps. If you had the same Antiquesam, then I would sneak into Iceland and hunker down in one of their chillers.
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It looks like he took your advice
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n brown said:
sleep naked with the lights on and windows open. any nutter will assume you're a worse nutter and run off whimpering
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So, it's 2am I go downstairs in my dressing gown, as I walk across the lounge a bat flies out from behind the curtains, in my attempts to get the bat out I end up with all the downstairs lights on, and windows and doors open, this is when the cat decides to come in, so next thing there's me in my dressing gown chasing the cat around the house who is chasing the bat, it was half an hour before the damn thing went out and I could shut the place up.
Next morning there's a police woman at the gate, apparently during the night the other houses down our road had their outbuildings broken into, for some reason we where left alone. :wacko:
 
colinmd said:
So, it's 2am I go downstairs in my dressing gown, as I walk across the lounge a bat flies out from behind the curtains, in my attempts to get the bat out I end up with all the downstairs lights on, and windows and doors open, this is when the cat decides to come in, so next thing there's me in my dressing gown chasing the cat around the house who is chasing the bat, it was half an hour before the damn thing went out and I could shut the place up.
Next morning there's a police woman at the gate, apparently during the night the other houses down our road had their outbuildings broken into, for some reason we where left alone. :wacko:
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Maybe you need a new dressing gown Colin? :wacko:
 
Maybe that's what stopped the burglar coming to his garden!
 
The odds of another nutter/madaxeman/ serial killer, being in the same van at the same time must be a million to one at least.
 
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