Rotten sod

[Deleted member 9237]

Well here i am fishing on the beach line in the water setting in my chair beer in one hand fag in other, then all of a sudden Guardia Civil drive into the car park he gets out of the car and starts looking at my van then starts to walk down to me and ask if that was my camper van i told him its not a camper van its an ambulance that's what is on the log book he was speaking spanish so i told him i don,t speak spanish i find by saying that they only ask for you fishing license then bugger of, Wrong he then started in very good english I showed him my fishing license, resident card then he ask for my driving license and looked at the photo and said is this you, yes that's me, OK come to the car i need to do a drug test and your fingerprints so i followed him to the car when we got there the window on the drivers side started to open and sitting there bloody laughing is my son. So you wait till April the first see how you like the kippers i will hide in your nice new BMW :mad1:

 

[n brown]

cheers Ken ,that gave me a chuckle , you fell for that one hook line and sinker eh ? i'd be wary that he doesn't get his retaliation in first !

 

[oldish hippy]

didnt realise you could catch kippers in the med

 

[yorkslass]

Prawns are better, they can be pushed into smaller spaces.

 

[delicagirl]

or some very old french cheese

 

[alcam]

Prawns are better, they can be pushed into smaller spaces.

Interesting

 

[sparrks]

Maybe try a bit of Fish Sauce down the air vent

 

[Deleted member 9237]

didnt realise you could catch kippers in the med

Kippers we got nearly every fish you can think of in our shop, To many of the blinking things

 

[Wully]

You really don’t want to do this to you’re son but the best way to destroy a vehicle is to lift carpet and just pour some milk under carpet I guarantee no matter how much you clean scrub it’ll never leave you have to scrap car it ends up disgusting

 

[The laird]

Sardines ! In the heater face vent trunking ,pour the brine down the pipes ,great when it’s hot and full power on face vents you can guess the rest ,and sticks every time veh gets warm oil runs into carpet and deadening ,inside gubbed

 

[Nabsim]

Ha ha brilliant. I don't think you want to do anything at all Ken, if he can get police to do that next time you may have full body search and a few days in the cells.