retired veg grower

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Well for the last 3 months i have been in La Azohia working on the land growing veg, sod that for a lark handed it over to my brother in law to do so now i am retired again. Now some of you will not like this. On market day the Mrs ask me to go shopping with her to help carry the things back . Then i thought why dose she need me i brought her a stan and ollie thing you know bag on wheels to pull along but if it got me out of woking and a cold beer in the bar i was up for that. To get down to the market and bar from our place is a track about 5 ft wide lots of us and kids use it nealy at the end of the track some motorhomes where parked up they was a man walking carry a big black bag when we got to where he had been standing when we first saw him we saw what he had done, all over the bushes and on the track he had empty his toilet they was S--t, pee and bum paper all over the them as we got closer i nicely ask him if he was going to clean it up and he said S--t is good for the plants my friend. On our way back up the track just as we got to his van him and his wife were sitting outside he said something to her and she looked at us and started laughing, i then stopped and the Mrs got hold of my are and said let it go ken come on. Sitting outside when we got back having a beer thinking what he said to me good for plants a . Now we have a field where my dog and brother in laws 3 dogs go in the day ever thursday night we run the tractor over it so before he came to do it i picked up a black bag full of dog S--t. Its been so hot down there i been taking the dogs for a walk at 6,30 or 7 in morning so this day i went back down the track by the mans motorhome and put the dog S--t on the floor all round his motor and left him a note. As you said my friend S--t is good for the plants. I you want to see me i am at the top of the track blue gates,
 
I would have pushed some into his heater/air intake,we used to do this with old fish on cars as kids when old farts took are f/ball.:lol-053:
 
Where are the pictures .. Be nice to see his Reg Plate all over the internet .. Enjoyed your post .. :ninja:
 
Where are the pictures .. Be nice to see his Reg Plate all over the internet .. Enjoyed your post .. :ninja:

Some don't agree with naming & shaming, dunno why? Photograph reg plate, him, his wife, his address and his phone number.:)
 
Good for you! Don't suppose it will make them change their ways though, unfortunately, probably a regular habit.
Ps.. Hope you cleared the dog poo up off the track once he left!!

We had a neighbour who used to let her dog out daily to do his business in our garden. My ( then) toddlers regularly trod/ fell in it and brought it into the house. I asked politely if she could stop and explained why, but no response except that it wouldn't bother her. Eventually I got a fresh, steaming pile and followed the dog home, knocked on the door and deposited it on her doormat when she answered. I advised that I would return any further ones to her as she didn't mind having them.
It never happened again!
 
My old boy when alive some 30 years back done the same with chap up rd,he took no notice so we gave dog a full bar of laxitives,so when chap came home from work and brought dog in for night,well no dog after a few days ,love to have seen state of house.
 
Good for you! Don't suppose it will make them change their ways though, unfortunately, probably a regular habit.
Ps.. Hope you cleared the dog poo up off the track once he left!!

We had a neighbour who used to let her dog out daily to do his business in our garden. My ( then) toddlers regularly trod/ fell in it and brought it into the house. I asked politely if she could stop and explained why, but no response except that it wouldn't bother her. Eventually I got a fresh, steaming pile and followed the dog home, knocked on the door and deposited it on her doormat when she answered. I advised that I would return any further ones to her as she didn't mind having them.
It never happened again!



We had to do exactly the same.
 

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