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[Deleted member 3802]

got a phone call last night off the local garage could i fit a clutch in a kia rio this morning yes no probs get the guy to drop it off, 8.30 it turns up the local vicar no lessi offered him a lift back no thanks i'll walk ok i'll ring when it's ready.rung to say it's ready when he turned up i was doing his billour cat was layed out on the deskwhat do you call it with out thinking i told him cooking fat ?why say's he we got it from a fish shop owner say's i .1/2hr later he phoned up to say he told his wife about the cat and said she explained the cats name to him

 

[The Grand Wanderer]

Tee hee. What a PURRRfect tale

 

[bigboack]

got a phone call last night off the local garage could i fit a clutch in a kia rio this morning yes no probs get the guy to drop it off, 8.30 it turns up the local vicar no lessi offered him a lift back no thanks i'll walk ok i'll ring when it's ready.rung to say it's ready when he turned up i was doing his billour cat was layed out on the deskwhat do you call it with out thinking i told him cooking fat ?why say's he we got it from a fish shop owner say's i .1/2hr later he phoned up to say he told his wife about the cat and said she explained the cats name to him

I dont get it.

 

[Channa]

I dont get it.

That is coz thy is from the tuther side of t' ill

Channa

( although I do think cooking fat which rhymes with twat actually has its roots in the London area)

Still made me chuckle for a good 10 mins

 

[Deleted member 3270]

got a phone call last night off the local garage could i fit a clutch in a kia rio this morning yes no probs get the guy to drop it off, 8.30 it turns up the local vicar no lessi offered him a lift back no thanks i'll walk ok i'll ring when it's ready.rung to say it's ready when he turned up i was doing his billour cat was layed out on the deskwhat do you call it with out thinking i told him cooking fat ?why say's he we got it from a fish shop owner say's i .1/2hr later he phoned up to say he told his wife about the cat and said she explained the cats name to him

Hee lad thas bringing owt the old ones naa.

 

[bigboack]

Fooking cat. Got it god i'm thick.

 

[bigboack]

was it a chinese chippy you got it from.

 

[Deleted member 3270]

or were it a paw joiner

 

[Channa]

or were it a paw joiner

Starting to think I is missing the point !!!

Must be summat in that water under that bridge of yours near Hessle.

(BTW I witnessed a sea trout caught there a couple of years back ...strange but true)

Channa