nice handles

[n brown]

 

[runnach]

That's nuts.

 

[Tezza33]

It does have a nice ring to it

 

[Pudsey Bear]

What a tool.

 

[alcam]

Talk about making a bolt for the door
[I've got my coat thank you]

 

[izwozral]

That's put a spanner in the works.

 

[n brown]

it takes a bit of a wrench to open the door

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Reminds me of this old joke.

Two Council workers, Jim and Dave, are staring up at the flagpole outside the council offices​

A young lady walks past and is intrigued by them, just standing there, staring.

she walks over to them and says "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you, staring at the flagpole. Is there anything wrong?"

"The boss told us we got to measure the height of this flagpole," Said Jim. "He gave us a bag of tools but no ladder. How are we supposed to do that, then?"

The girl looks at the bag of tools and sees a spanner. She picks up the spanner and undoes the nut at the base of the flagpole, kicks the bolt free and gently guides the flagpole down to the ground.

Reaching into the bag, she picks up a large tape measure and secures one end at the base of the pole. She takes the tape measure to the other end and declares "6.13 metres, gentlemen"

with a grin, she dusts off her hands and walks away

as she's walking away, Jim turns to Dave and says "Isn't that typical of a dumb blonde. We told her we needed the height and she's given the length"

 

[saxonborg]

No good on metric doors.

 

[Pudsey Bear]

They'll have turned a few heads in their time I bet.

They work with a bunch of nuts.

 

[trevskoda]

Prob fitted by a span yard on holls.

 

[caledonia]

Talk about making a bolt for the door
[I've got my coat thank you]

My dogs an engineer.
Kick it’s ar5e and it makes a bolt for the door
The old ones are the best

 

[Nabsim]

Is that where all my 10mm spanners went???

 

[runnach]

Is that where all my 10mm spanners went???

They look like Whitworth to me?

 

[n brown]

only way to see if it's metric is to socket and see

 

[maingate]

They put those handles across the Flats.

 

[n brown]

i don't want to torque about it anymore

 

[trevskoda]

They should have used a ratchet which is about an eighth of an in longer than a mouse sh-t.

 

[Fazerloz]

What a tool.

Looking at those spanners I would guess Britool.

 

[caledonia]

Looking at those spanners I would guess Britool.

Agree. 3/4 - 11/16