My bloomin husband

[lady barnet]

Pa Clampett hit me with - after we come back from France i want to sell the camper van - so i think that after june the clampett mobile will be no more - and we will instead have to holiday in a static................oh boy

 

[virgil]

Go wash your mouth out!

 

[lady barnet]

to say im fuming would be heap big understatement - and havent even used the bloomin omnistor safari room (always makes my friends laugh when i call it by its correct title)

 

[SNODGRASS]

static??

Get a good lawyer !

 

[guest]

Pa Clampett hit me with - after we come back from France i want to sell the camper van - so i think that after june the clampett mobile will be no more - and we will instead have to holiday in a static................oh boy

 

[virgil]

Get a good lawyer !

Let him keep the house... You keep the kids and the MH!

 

[billy1000]

Tie him to the bed and use stinging nettles in tender places for making such a suggestion.

 

[virgil]

Tie him to the bed and use stinging nettles in tender places for making such a suggestion.

Oooooooochhhhhh! Reminds me of Dirty Sanchez!

 

[billy1000]

Oooooooochhhhhh! Reminds me of Dirty Sanchez!

Deserves it for making such a suggestion methinks.

 

[guest]

Tie him to the bed and use stinging nettles in tender places for making such a suggestion.

not too sure if this is torture though he he he

 

[virgil]

not too sure if this is torture though he he he

I can assure you Samm it wouldn't be pleasurable!

 

[guest]

I can assure you Samm it wouldn't be pleasurable!

me thinks you have experienced this virgil ha ha ha

 

[Nosha]

Static Caravan

Does he know how much they cost to hire for just one week?
Or to site per year???

The fool, divorce is the only option I'm afraid!

 

[billy1000]

not too sure if this is torture though he he he

Trust you to enjoy it Samm

 

[guest]

Trust you to enjoy it Samm

i didnt say I enjoyed it....la de da..

 

[lady barnet]

i keep trying to explain the costs of static - but its like talking swahili to a cornishman - well to a northern irish man i suppose would be more appropriate - im hoping france may change his mind

 

[Trevor]

im hoping france may change his mind

Yes get him drunk and sign him up for the foreign legion seems like a good idea lady barnet

 

[lady barnet]

whatever the circumstances sounds a great idea - hey honey fancy living in the sun for a while, all your meals provided, sunbathing whenever you want with a big bunch of happy lads.....................it could catch on you konw

 

[rupert]

Pa Clampett hit me with - after we come back from France i want to sell the camper van - so i think that after june the clampett mobile will be no more - and we will instead have to holiday in a static................oh boy

You could buy a Lo g Cabin in the woods, then I could visit UUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[monkeynut]

Trade him in for younger model n keep the van