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A 46year-old lady was worried about her appearance and went to a health shop to buy a cream to improve her facial skin. After telling the assistant about her problem the assistant said " Madam this is your lucky day, I have a new product that will take years off you even in just one application"
The lady put on the cream before retiring to bed and the following morning she looked in the mirror and thought she looked much, much younger.
She walked in to town and as she was returing her library book she said to the clerk " how old do you think I am?" and the clerk said "39" and the lady said " I am 46" She was so pleased. Her next stop was the pharmacy and again she asked the assistant " how old do you think I am? and the girl said "37". Life was so good! After that she went into McDonalds for lunch. As she was paying for her food she asked the assisant the same question and the girl said "36" and the lady said "I am 46"
As she was walking home she passed a bus stop and there was an old man there with very thick spectacles and the lady could not resist the opportunity to get one more compliment so she stopped and said "Excuse me Sir, how old do you think I am? and the old man said "I am very old now and my eyesight is very poor but if you let me put my hands under your shirt I will tell you" and the lady said "ok but hurry" Ten minutes later she said "well, how old am I? and the man said "you are 46 Madam" The woman was shocked and she splurted out " how did you know that? and he said "because I was standing behind you in McDonalds today"
Len
p.s. I hope this story does not offend anybody
The lady put on the cream before retiring to bed and the following morning she looked in the mirror and thought she looked much, much younger.
She walked in to town and as she was returing her library book she said to the clerk " how old do you think I am?" and the clerk said "39" and the lady said " I am 46" She was so pleased. Her next stop was the pharmacy and again she asked the assistant " how old do you think I am? and the girl said "37". Life was so good! After that she went into McDonalds for lunch. As she was paying for her food she asked the assisant the same question and the girl said "36" and the lady said "I am 46"
As she was walking home she passed a bus stop and there was an old man there with very thick spectacles and the lady could not resist the opportunity to get one more compliment so she stopped and said "Excuse me Sir, how old do you think I am? and the old man said "I am very old now and my eyesight is very poor but if you let me put my hands under your shirt I will tell you" and the lady said "ok but hurry" Ten minutes later she said "well, how old am I? and the man said "you are 46 Madam" The woman was shocked and she splurted out " how did you know that? and he said "because I was standing behind you in McDonalds today"
Len
p.s. I hope this story does not offend anybody