Male Menopause

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Was informed by one of the weekend papers that the number one symptom of the male menopause is.....buying a campervan!
Agh, after years of resisting the lure of little red sports cars/harley davidsons/jet skis/trophy wives I've finally been outed by a tatty 1997 Renault Master. Well I might as well embrace it fully - where do I sign up for the £50 haircuts, spray tans and Botox?
 
Was informed by one of the weekend papers that the number one symptom of the male menopause is.....buying a campervan!
Agh, after years of resisting the lure of little red sports cars/harley davidsons/jet skis/trophy wives I've finally been outed by a tatty 1997 Renault Master. Well I might as well embrace it fully - where do I sign up for the £50 haircuts, spray tans and Botox?


...Anywhere in Essex but You're spoilt for choice round My Area!!!!!
 
Was informed by one of the weekend papers that the number one symptom of the male menopause is.....buying a campervan!
Agh, after years of resisting the lure of little red sports cars/harley davidsons/jet skis/trophy wives I've finally been outed by a tatty 1997 Renault Master. Well I might as well embrace it fully - where do I sign up for the £50 haircuts, spray tans and Botox?

I gave up paying for haircuts 10 years ago when I had so little left that before I had time

to sit down & become comfortable the barber had finished trimming,started brushing my collar &

whispering into my ear "anything for the weekend Sir"

Dezi :beer:
 
so i've been menopausal for 30 years! no wonder my wife can't stand me!
 
Was informed by one of the weekend papers that the number one symptom of the male menopause is.....buying a campervan!
Agh, after years of resisting the lure of little red sports cars/harley davidsons/jet skis/trophy wives I've finally been outed by a tatty 1997 Renault Master. Well I might as well embrace it fully - where do I sign up for the £50 haircuts, spray tans and Botox?

REALLY !!! Then my male menopause must have started when I was 19 year old. That is when I bought my first camper van, a bull nose Bedford van☺☺☺☺☺
You won't believe it, but the Germans loved them and would import them.
 
REALLY !!! Then my male menopause must have started when I was 19 year old. That is when I bought my first camper van, a bull nose Bedford van☺☺☺☺☺
You won't believe it, but the Germans loved them and would import them.

Similar to you, at 18 I had a Thames 15cwt camper with lift up roof (that leaked), done the motorbikes several times in my life, microlighting, Scuba, etc

NEVER bothered with a HOT car, cars are for getting from A-B to do other things.

Unlike a lot of Menopausal males, I rode bikes and flew in all weather, the camper/motorhome is used 50 weeks of the year and had a jolly good time. NOT a poseur.

My one chance in life.
 

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