Joke: From my sister in Canada

[David & Ann]

I THINK MY SISTER IS TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF ME !!!!!!!!!!

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 MPP’s – not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health
care you need! Need teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New
hips, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered, and no wait time. And
your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just
told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income taxes
anymore. And you get to keep your Motorhome when released in case of a serious housing situation.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT

 

[Brandyman]

Bloody good

 

[Deleted member 775]

would you still get your winter heating allowance if so a bit of cash to come out to. but dont forget to declare your van as s.o.r.n while your away

 

[David & Ann]

would you still get your winter heating allowance if so a bit of cash to come out to. but dont forget to declare your van as s.o.r.n while your away

Smart guy Mandrake.The Canadians are not as smart as the Brits. We never miss out on saving a penny.

 

[Y5kot]

When I am old enough may give this some thought. LOL

 

[shawbags]

I THINK MY SISTER IS TAKING THE MICKEY OUT OF ME !!!!!!!!!!

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 MPP’s – not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health
care you need! Need teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New
hips, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered, and no wait time. And
your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just
told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income taxes
anymore. And you get to keep your Motorhome when released in case of a serious housing situation.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT

Superb but the only problem would be that there would be plenty of bars about but no beer.

 

[Deleted member 775]

OH I DONT KNOW some seem to get beer inside and a playstation. free tv licence .mind you on the down side if you drop your soap in the showers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shawbags]

OH I DONT KNOW some seem to get beer inside and a playstation. free tv licence .mind you on the down side if you drop your soap in the showers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoo i say !!,thats where a but plug whould be handy.