Best thing my French teacher learnt me was 'Je voudrais ca, sil vous plait' and point (I would like that please)
Exactly, was just about to say, lesson number 1 :
"Bonjour, j'aimerais (same as je voudrais) + point at thing + s'il-vous-plait"
Ca (normally with little cedille under but don't know how to get it on computer) is pronounced "sa".
Lesson number 2 then, since BedfordMJ beat me to it
In a restaurant for example, to say you don't want mushroom on your pizza (or the likes) :
"Pas de + word/or point + s'il-vous-plait"
Mushroom = champignon btw.
So pronounce : PA DE SHAMPEENYO, SEAL VOO PLAY.
I'm French, ask away, and lesson number 3 coming soon, u better learn them ones in the meantime, there'll be a test.
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(am teacher too, hard to step out of character).
As regards internet, you know what's actually quite good ? YouTube. Lots of mini-clips with different vocab topics like food, parts of the body, and bits of talking. Just search for French, or French learning.