jaysas, talk about begrudgers

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I was driving through Fort William today and my phone started ringing, no hands free, so I pulled into the big car park, I saw motorhome parked up and pulled in alongside it to shelter from the wind as it was blowing a hoolie, feck me if this mad man did not appear at the window of the camper, shaking his fist and waving what looked like a frying pan at me, I waived my phone at him to let him see I was just making a phone call, that really set him off, he started towards the door of the camper so I thought feck me, this nutter is going to do me some serious harm, I drove off and circled the van and there he was swinging the pan about and giving me the middle finger, something needs to be done about these white slugs on wheels polluting our car parks, I had a lucky escape.
seamus
 
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I was driving through Fort William today and my phone started ringing, no hands free, so I pulled into the big car park, I saw motorhome parked up and pulled in alongside it to shelter from the wind as it was blowing a hoolie, feck me if this mad man did not appear at the window of the camper, shaking his fist and waving what looked like a frying pan at me, I waived my phone at him to let him see I was just making a phone call, that really set him off, he started towards the door of the camper so I thought feck me, this nutter is going to do me some serious harm, I drove off and circled the van and there he was swinging the pan about and giving me the middle finger, something needs to be done about these white slugs on wheels polluting our car parks, I had a lucky escape.
seamus

Did he have a crown on his head 🤴🏻and a couple or more corgis he was probably shouting stop calling my wife 👸vinegar tits I’ll have you sent to the tower 🏰
 
I heard it was a French guy wae an Irish accent who was caught tapping in to the motorhomes WiFi so he could get onto the wild camping forum🤔😜
 
so , did you really have a sly grin on your horrible ferret face as reported ?
 
I was driving through Fort William today and my phone started ringing, no hands free, so I pulled into the big car park, I saw motorhome parked up and pulled in alongside it to shelter from the wind as it was blowing a hoolie, feck me if this mad man did not appear at the window of the camper, shaking his fist and waving what looked like a frying pan at me, I waived my phone at him to let him see I was just making a phone call, that really set him off, he started towards the door of the camper so I thought feck me, this nutter is going to do me some serious harm, I drove off and circled the van and there he was swinging the pan about and giving me the middle finger, something needs to be done about these white slugs on wheels polluting our car parks, I had a lucky escape.
seamus

Old 'friend' perhaps ?
 
I was driving through Fort William today and my phone started ringing, no hands free, so I pulled into the big car park, I saw motorhome parked up and pulled in alongside it to shelter from the wind as it was blowing a hoolie, feck me if this mad man did not appear at the window of the camper, shaking his fist and waving what looked like a frying pan at me, I waived my phone at him to let him see I was just making a phone call, that really set him off, he started towards the door of the camper so I thought feck me, this nutter is going to do me some serious harm, I drove off and circled the van and there he was swinging the pan about and giving me the middle finger, something needs to be done about these white slugs on wheels polluting our car parks, I had a lucky escape.
seamus

Brilliant, that’s your best for a while, especially for those following the related FW thread this morning......
Dave
 
I was driving through Fort William today and my phone started ringing, no hands free, so I pulled into the big car park, I saw motorhome parked up and pulled in alongside it to shelter from the wind as it was blowing a hoolie, feck me if this mad man did not appear at the window of the camper, shaking his fist and waving what looked like a frying pan at me, I waived my phone at him to let him see I was just making a phone call, that really set him off, he started towards the door of the camper so I thought feck me, this nutter is going to do me some serious harm, I drove off and circled the van and there he was swinging the pan about and giving me the middle finger, something needs to be done about these white slugs on wheels polluting our car parks, I had a lucky escape.
seamus
Thats it ferret face
I knew it was you with your leprechaun swinging from your rear view mirror and your old shillelagh over your arm. Shouting down the phone at someone called "old vinegar tits".
Disgraceful behaviour. Sooner we get a ****** with a herbaceous border to keep you out the better
 
Thats it ferret face
I knew it was you with your leprechaun swinging from your rear view mirror and your old shillelagh over your arm. Shouting down the phone at someone called "old vinegar tits".
Disgraceful behaviour. Sooner we get a ****** with a herbaceous border to keep you out the better

I hope yer proud of yerself martin, I'm a broken man, but I've contacted the Samaritans, you'll be hearing from them, hmmm.
seamus.
 
I hope yer proud of yerself martin, I'm a broken man, but I've contacted the Samaritans, you'll be hearing from them, hmmm.
seamus.

Whats this about some mary ann
I merely reimbursed my lawyer for some money he gave her
Hardly know the girl.
Must have a whiskey together sometimes Seamus
Have you heard the one about the priest and the hat
 
better you both have a quiet time or purple bob will be checking on you.
cant have trouble in fort william with out him getting to know.
you might see him if you look around .
 
Whats this about some mary ann
I merely reimbursed my lawyer for some money he gave her
Hardly know the girl.
Must have a whiskey together sometimes Seamus
Have you heard the one about the priest and the hat

mine's a Jamesons Martin, but don't bring that f*ckin frying pan :hammer:
seamus.
 
We had something similar in Kerry a few weeks back. Pulled into a harbour and as we were turning around a Hungarian appeared at the door screaming abuse. Gesticulating to indicate we had the whole harbour to choose but were blocking his view. I hadn’t even stopped moving!

Once James and our friend stopped me getting out and giving him what for about it being free parking, if you don’t like - move and give us chance to actually stop the vehicle AND there are ways of asking people to move on ie not aggressively ... we parked up a little further on for a few hours. And then overnighted in a gem of a place with nothing but the sea and stars.
 
I heard it was a French guy wae an Irish accent who was caught tapping in to the motorhomes WiFi so he could get onto the wild camping forum🤔😜

I was driving through Fort William today and my phone started ringing, no hands free, so I pulled into the big car park, I saw motorhome parked up and pulled in alongside it to shelter from the wind as it was blowing a hoolie, feck me if this mad man did not appear at the window of the camper, shaking his fist and waving what looked like a frying pan at me, I waived my phone at him to let him see I was just making a phone call, that really set him off, he started towards the door of the camper so I thought feck me, this nutter is going to do me some serious harm, I drove off and circled the van and there he was swinging the pan about and giving me the middle finger, something needs to be done about these white slugs on wheels polluting our car parks, I had a lucky escape.
seamus
. Think you got the wrong end of his frying pan .he was offering you sausage butty .
 

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