Irish men at work

[tony]

paddy was digging holes.
mick was filling them in after him.
a woman was looking at them for awhile.
she asked why were they digging holes & filling them in.
they said that john who plants the trees phoned in sick that morning.

thats the truth.
tony

 

[vindiboy]

John was not really sick, he was moonlighting on his other job painting the white line in the centre of the roads, first day he painted 3 miles of line, second day he painted 2 miles of line, third day only 300 yards, why are you painting less each day asks the Gaffer, Well Soir says John, every day the paint pot is getting further and further away.

 

[tony]

i like it.
tony

 

[Deleted member 8180]

I found an Irish guy sitting in my garden every night. Said his name was Paddy O'furniture...

 

[maingate]

The English can be just as daft as the Irish.

I saw a van and it said: Smith and Brown, Tree Fellers.

So why is there only 2 names on the van???????

 

[Deleted member 8180]

I found an Irish guy in my shower washing his hair. Said his name is Tim O'Tei

 

[Deleted member 775]

mick and paddy were carrying a mirror down the road,mick said the feller in this mirror looks familier paddy had a look and said its me ya fool