I keep thinking that I shall, one day, have the last word in a verbal exchange with Elaine - it's what keeps me going ...
A few days ago, she rang my mobile, 'Where are you?'
'With another woman', replied I
'When did you change sex then?', came the swift retort ... Another defeat snatched from the jaws of victory ... It's why I support Aston Villa - promising victory for 89 minutes then concede twice in 3 minutes of injury time ...
Steve