Generator Rant

[mossypossy]

Even worse than whoosh bang doors!
Some git had the genny running ALL DAY at a parking spot we have used before.
Then at midnight the good lady of said motorhome comes back all a'potty mouth to disturb all and sundry with her shouty accusations.

Looked like permahomers.

 

[Wully]

Bread on roof mate.

 

[campervanannie]

Or simply just ask them to shut the FCUK up.

 

[oppy]

Or simply just ask them to shut the FCUK up.

Oh dear----and Annie has offered me a genny-I'm doomed
Ah Well

 

[caledonia]

Empty your hot water bottle into the gennie fuel tank.

 

[Wully]

See how the three wise men from Scotland would resort to skullduggery and the wee lassie fae Yorkshire would just go an tell em to shut the feck up.

 

[chrismilo]

Empty your hot water bottle into the gennie fuel tank.

Is that the one commonly known as a bladder ?

 

[mossypossy]

They were in some American monster. Safari Trek.

 

[maingate]

We only need three.

True ... but where can you find a Virgin up there Terry?

 

[The laird]

Pilchards up the air intakes!

 

[blights]

Bread rolled into a dough ball in exhaust works lovely sometimes even smells a little like toast before it stops too (bonus) Plumbers liquid metal (chemical metal) also works great in the exhaust hole too for a longer solution to a bit of peace n quiet and of course you get free entertainment from your window of the said noise arse trying to dig out the solid lump with a toothpick because they brought no tools with them.

 

[Wully]

I’ve heard a weather balloon atached to vans exhaust makes a very loud bang.

 

[The laird]

I’ve heard a weather balloon atached to vans exhaust makes a very loud bang.

Bet you’ve had a few big bangs in yer time big man:lol-049:

 

[Deleted member 5816]

Charlie will know this one Builders Foam with a 20” extension nozzle up the exhaust, works a treat, wink wink :mad1:

Alf

 

[Wully]

Party whistles in car exhaust - YouTube

 

[Lee]

I'm surprised on the amount of different ways to mess up a generator, personally I would either use sugar or if I wanted to be really horrible a Durex is best I'm well informed.

 

[Fazerloz]

If anyone wants to fook up my genny I hope they choose the old wife’s tail and use sugar

 

[Wully]

Honda iu20 for sale silent gearator I’ve been told that this is the only generator that can straighten a woman’s hair silently I can without a word of a lie say that I have not heard my wife complain about her hair straighteners work all the time that myloved Honda iu20 has been used .��

 

[Wully]

Honda iu20 for sale silent gearator I’ve been told that this is the only generator that can straighten a woman’s hair silently I can without a word of a lie say that I have not heard my wife complain about her hair straighteners work all the time that my previous Honda iu20 has been used .

 

[The laird]

Honda iu20 for sale silent gearator I’ve been told that this is the only generator that can straighten a woman’s hair silently I can without a word of a lie say that I have not heard my wife complain about her hair straighteners work all the time that my previous Honda iu20 has been used .

You got solar power nooooo?