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> Best double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:
>
>
> 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely
> horse. I once rode her mother.'
>
> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
> Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
>
> 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
> Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
>
> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't
> that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
> the Oxford crew.'
>
> 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
> playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
> balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
>
> 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
> Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
>
> 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
> snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob,
> where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE
> have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
> laughing so hard!
>
> 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better
> today after a 69 yesterday.'
>
> 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said:
> 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
> like this. '
>
> 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports':
> 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
>
> 11.. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male
> astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
> 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only
> come in his shorts.'
>
> 12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes
> to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
>
>
> 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely
> horse. I once rode her mother.'
>
> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
> Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
>
> 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
> Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
>
> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't
> that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
> the Oxford crew.'
>
> 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
> playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
> balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??'
>
> 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
> Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
>
> 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
> snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob,
> where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE
> have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
> laughing so hard!
>
> 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better
> today after a 69 yesterday.'
>
> 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said:
> 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
> like this. '
>
> 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports':
> 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
>
> 11.. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male
> astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
> 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only
> come in his shorts.'
>
> 12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes
> to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'