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[Coolasluck]

THE LOVING HUSBAND

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...







"No. They're all at the funeral."

 

[Channa]

Sorry cooly, but reading this has brought back a lot of personal pain and distress.

My wife divorced me because she said I was obsessed with football.


I cant see why she cited this with her divorce solicitor, our marriage lasted 12seasons.

Foot note.

I was stopped by the police today, full blue lights and sirens....( not that he would ever have sold an ice cream at that speed!!)

And the policeman asked me why I didn't stop straight away when he put the lights on, I explained I didn't at first think it was me he wanted to stop. Seeing he was less than impressed I tried tact b....and said ' Look honestly officer I have a negative perception of the police, my wife ran off with one of your lot.

What's that got to do with it ? he asked.

For a moment I thought you were bringing her back !!!!

Channa