Failed MOT

[QFour]

So I took our Laika in for its MOT and the guy was not happy because I arrived early. I then had to sit in a freezing cold room for hours while he put the Laika through it’s paces. Eventually he returned and presented the very long list of faults.

Top of the list was the beds weren’t made
The sink was dirty and so were all the windows
He didn’t like the yellow indicator lights on the back
Flies on the windscreen
Finger prints on the steering wheel
Dirty floors

The list went on and on and on.

I was just thinking what I should do to sort it all out when I woke up

Where do these dreams come from?

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[izwozral]

Hell?

 

[Wooie1958]

Same place as the one i had last night

Everyone was bringing the cooked chicken carcasses back that they`d already eaten and asking for their money back !

They said they weren`t as tasty as they though they was going to be ☹

 

[izwozral]

Dreams are weird. One I had as a kid was a toucan swooped down and bit my leg off to make it's nest! I woke up with cramp!!

 

[n brown]

i dreamed my 25 yr old astra just failed on a headlamp bulb

realised it wasn't a dream

 

[trevskoda]

I dreamt i was eating a large wine gum only to wake up and find the hot water bottle gone.

 

[Okta]

I often get a dream/nightmare about being back at work. I have been retired for many years and could do without having to work in my sleep.

 

[trevskoda]

I dreamt i was eating a large marshmallow onlt to find the pillow gone.

 

[phillybarbour]

Hehe sweet dreams

 

[Fisherman]

I dream all of the time, but hardly ever remember them.

 

[Deleted member 76055]

I quite often dream....................but I can never catch her.

 

[trevskoda]

I dreamt i was looking at two mountains only to wake and see 2 pancakes.

 

[GWAYGWAY]

i dreamed my 25 yr old astra just failed on a headlamp bulb

realised it wasn't a dream

My diesel Fiesta failed on a cracked cover for the towbar electrics docket, it wasn't a dream either, I was dead narked over that one.

 

[GWAYGWAY]

I quite often dream....................but I can never catch her.

I do the same one, but she did catch me and I'm sorry ever since.

 

[harrow]

I often get a dream/nightmare about being back at work. I have been retired for many years and could do without having to work in my sleep.

I worked for the same firm for 40 years and I dream about it most nights, met one of my old workmates and he dreams about our work and he dreamt he had to do some of his college exams again even though he knew he was retired.

 

[trevskoda]

I drempt I was happy,then woke to find still .married.

 

[QFour]

I drempt I was happy,then woke to find still .married.

Hope your wife also has a sense of humour. Remarks like that can leave you with nothing to eat and no bed to sleep in

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[Deleted member 72907]

I drempt I was happy,then woke to find still .married.

How to turn a sofa into a sofa bed ;-)

 

[harrow]

Marriage is about give and take, I do the giving

 

[trevskoda]

I would like to give one to.