tiderus
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Greetings.
Don't worry about tomorrow, you already did that yesterday
Interesting facts on investments.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have £49.00 today
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
£33.00 today.
IIf you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you
would have £0.00 today
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tescos,
drank all the beer,then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer,
you
would have received a £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.
And then..........................
A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
(Makes you proud to be British.)
Don't worry about tomorrow, you already did that yesterday
Interesting facts on investments.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have £49.00 today
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
£33.00 today.
IIf you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago, you
would have £0.00 today
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tescos,
drank all the beer,then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer,
you
would have received a £214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.
And then..........................
A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
(Makes you proud to be British.)