Dog poo

[kimbowbill]

:lol-049: on the news this morning someone has come up with the idea of florescent dog food, so when your dog has a poo at night it glows in the dark, i can see this been tested by many humans for sure, :lol-049::lol-049:

 

[Mothman]

Hi Jen i wish this glow in the dark poo was around at the time i lifted that rock & that great big dollop of slippy sloppy poo dropped onto my head,,,,, People doing a poo under a rock indeed,,what ever is this world coming too!!!!!!!!!

Mothman,,

 

[John H]

:lol-049: on the news this morning someone has come up with the idea of florescent dog food, so when your dog has a poo at night it glows in the dark, i can see this been tested by many humans for sure, :lol-049::lol-049:

I vote to make it compulsory for humans - so you can see who has failed to wash his hands before delving into that bowl of peanuts on the bar!
:scared::lol-053:

 

[Mothman]

"Hear Hear!

I vote to make it compulsory for humans - so you can see who has failed to wash his hands before delving into that bowl of peanuts on the bar!
:scared::lol-053:

 

[Viktor]

Lol! I stopped eating peanuts from the bar bowl years ago for that reason....at parties I only eat the food on display
for a short time, after that oh no......:lol-053:

 

[Bigpeetee]

I vote to make it compulsory for humans - so you can see who has failed to wash his hands before delving into that bowl of peanuts on the bar!
:scared::lol-053:

"His hands" Tut Tut, a very sexist comment John, probably true but in this age of total PC correctness??????

However, turds that light up could lead to councils turning off the street lights in some areas as the glow left behind would let you see in the dark!!.

 

[John H]

"His hands" Tut Tut, a very sexist comment John, probably true but in this age of total PC correctness??????

However, turds that light up could lead to councils turning off the street lights in some areas as the glow left behind would let you see in the dark!!.

Guilty as charged!


(but unrepentant)
c:

 

[n brown]

i'd be more interested in something to turn urine purple so i can see who's pissing in the pool,and something to make farts orange so we can all laugh and point

 

[scampa]

When I used to keep poultry, I'd sometimes buy sacks of old carrots to feed the geese. This would turn their poo to a bright orange and make it much easier to spot. On the downside, it also seemed to make the geese a more tempting meal for the local fox! :tongue:

 

[Channa]

No need for flourescent dog food in my hounds case :rolleyes2: When He number twos god does it stink He can clear a 15 metre radius in one dropping as if it were.

We are three teams at the moment with three dogs shutting down mobile homes, when one dog has an accident, I cant believe we study the evidence(before cleaning it ) and deciding which hound was the culprit.

Interesting conversation at lunchtime :sad:.......we all need to get out more

Channa

 

[Viktor]

<<something to make farts orange so we can all laugh and point>>


Lol...don't need that.....just forget yourself on a cold day....

 

[Campervanman]

and something to make farts orange so we can all laugh and point

That would take away the fun of blaming someone who was innocent. :raofl:

 

[donkey too]

Talking about blaming people.
In my army days I went to a dance in Hereford town one night and a dead ugly bird (you know the kind Jules likes):raofl: Kept pestering me for a dance. In the end When they started to play one of these quiet smoochy sort of dances, I asked her. Well we were the only couple on the floor and the music was so quiet. I let out a big fart the whole room could hear. I said to the bird very loudly "You dirty bugger and walked off the floor leaving her standing there all red in the face. The boys loved it, but the women would have killed us if they could.:lol-049: