Dating for motorhome owners.

[Bushtrekker]

It's just occurred to me that for those looking for new partners, motorhome ownership has a lot of benefits. 'Do you want to come back to my place' is a lot easier when your place is parked outside and those endless waits for ladies to get ready are a thing of the past 'Does my bum look big in this' Is relative when the bum in question is in a tiny two berth camper, which anyone's bum would look big in. Then of course there are the three hour waits for ladies to decide what to wear...dead easy, anything by Craghoppers or Millett's, with matching wellies or walking boots.

There is one disadvantage of course, the morning after, when you try to creep out of someone elses camper without the early morning queue for the showers realising that you haven't come out of your own van, but on
the plus side there are none of those irritating queues to use the loo if you are on a site.

If you decide that you've met the new love of your life you can always sell both campers and buy an RV, in case any little motorhomers result from your illicit nightime liaisons and you need space for a cot... now that's really wild camping :raofl:

 

[oldish hippy]

quote" Is relative when the bum in question is in a tiny two berth camper" crumbs in mine a little bum would look big lol

 

[Somelier]

Or, next morning you can be gone and never seen again, ready for the next assignation.:shag:

 

[Go wild]

It's just occurred to me that for those looking for new partners, motorhome ownership has a lot of benefits. 'Do you want to come back to my place' is a lot easier when your place is parked outside and those endless waits for ladies to get ready are a thing of the past 'Does my bum look big in this' Is relative when the bum in question is in a tiny two berth camper, which anyone's bum would look big in. Then of course there are the three hour waits for ladies to decide what to wear...dead easy, anything by Craghoppers or Millett's, with matching wellies or walking boots.

There is one disadvantage of course, the morning after, when you try to creep out of someone elses camper without the early morning queue for the showers realising that you haven't come out of your own van, but on
the plus side there are none of those irritating queues to use the loo if you are on a site.

If you decide that you've met the new love of your life you can always sell both campers and buy an RV, in case any little motorhomers result from your illicit nightime liaisons and you need space for a cot... now that's really wild camping :raofl:

Cracking idea, could catch on :banana:

 

[rach82]

Someone should start a dating site.....'motorhome matches'

or .... 'campervan companions':lol-053:

 

[sinner]

Camper-love
Have bed will travel )

 

[Ste]

We'll all be throwing our keys in a fishbowl next! With the lasses praying for the Winnebago keys!!!

 

[lotusanne]

Haha. some of that rings true - I do rememeber a camping trip where one of my friends had invited a new man in her life - though it hadnt got past the dating stage. One of the group was in a cmapervan with windows over looking their two tents. we all used to get daily updates on who had been seen going into who's tent and what time they left - if they did! Very public courtship, but happy to say that they are now happily married!

 

[oldish hippy]

you know when it serious when you see double sleeping bag lol



ps i only got singles lol{yes i do have two as i feel the cold at minus 12 and that is my excuse lol}

 

[Smaug]

you know when it serious when you see double sleeping bag lol



ps i only got singles lol{yes i do have two as i feel the cold at minus 12 and that is my excuse lol}

Singles can be zipped up as a double if you have a companion for warmth, & slipped one inside the other if you are alone. At least that's how I use mine on the boat depending on whether the good lady is with me or not.

 

[oldish hippy]

mine cannot be zipped together lol

 

[donkey too]

I'm all for this dating lark but cam we have them on sale or return?:shag::sleep-027::lol-053:

 

[Deleted member 21686]

I'm all for this dating lark but cam we have them on sale or return?:shag::sleep-027::lol-053:

Well they are anyway, unfortunately they take your house, bank account car and pension with them.

 

[Robmac]

Someone should start a dating site.....'motorhome matches'

or .... 'campervan companions':lol-053:

Or even Motorhome hook-ups

 

[Smaug]

Or even Motorhome hook-ups

Is that a typo? H for F?

 

[Deleted member 21686]

Someone should start a dating site.....'motorhome matches'

or .... 'campervan companions':lol-053:

You could start a new group up called Zimmer love!

A pack of viagra for every member.

 

[Robmac]

A pack of viagra for every member.

If nothing else it will stop you from rolling out of bed!

 

[Funky Farmer]

If nothing else it will stop you from rolling out of bed!

That made I smile, that did

 

[oldish hippy]

if i roll out of bed i fall out of the camper if the door is open

 

[Somelier]

you know when it serious when you see double sleeping bag lol



ps i only got singles lol{yes i do have two as i feel the cold at minus 12 and that is my excuse lol}

Ah, the beauty of a fixed bed - proper eiderdowns, a light one in the summer and a thicker one in the winter and if it gets very cold, then a nice snuggle up to SWMBO.