Computer Joke from Germany

[David & Ann]

*Daddy, how was I born?*
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I
was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a
firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine
months later a little Pop-Upappeared that said:

You've got male!!

 

[Deleted member 2636]

Corny but good

 

[zipnolan]

another German joke

A "Helper" worked on the same farm for 28 years arriving the same time on his moped every morning saying "good morning Farmer" the farmer then replied "good morning helper" then the helper would go off to the fields to return in the evening to say "good bye farmer" the farmer would reply "good bye helper" the same for the full 28 years ! then the helper arrived one morning with a new moped, once again "good morning farmer" the farmer then replied "good morning helper... new moped" ? yes the helper replied then went to his work in the fields, later that evening the famer said "good bye helper" the helper replied "farmer I wish to give my notice to finish here on the farm" "why" said the farmer ? why, why said the helper ............. because you keep going on about motorbikes all of the time !!!

 

[John H]

I guess its true what they say about the German sense of humour!!!!!!!

 

[lebesset]

isn't german sense of humour an oxymoron ?
they used to say it was when I lived in duffield

 

[John H]

Sorry, we don't speak to people who used to live in Duffield!

 

[zipnolan]

we only spat on the people from Duffield ( and raped their women)