Celebrity 5 Go Motorhoming

What a great line up for the Celebrity Motorhome extravaganza tonight.

Jack Knauf, contestant of an episode of Pointless and Plumber, owns a Hobby Motorhome.

Fawn Dillmiballs, her appearance in an episode of New Tricks excited critics and viewers alike, is the proud owner of an ancient Pilote.

Claude Balls, a handyman who lit up Ground Force with his novel pruning of a bush to resemble Charlie Dimmock's assets, now tours Europe in a Hymer.

Phil McCrackin, his role in Dixon of Dock Green has not been forgotten by his many fans, is on his third Dethleff in twenty years of Motorhoming.

Hugh Janus, voice over star of the CBBC show Postman Pat until his unfortunate Prison stay, has until recently had a Caravan but thanks to the lure of this shows monetary payment has agreed to share a Motorhome with his fellow contestants.

See their wacky adventures exploring the outer reaches of the Bournemouth Sea front until being moved on by the Council Officer.

See them grapple with the toilet emptying facility at Little Twot-on-the-Mold Campsite and the tour of the shower block after the disastrous ending to their efforts.

See their attempt to clean the Motorhome roof with only a bucket of water, a sponge and admire Fawn's model figure as the camera lingers approvingly as she gamely climbs up the ladder.

See the way they respond to being gassed overnight and their distraught whingeing as £2000, the iPads and watches go missing in the robbery.

Yes, Folks, a bundle of laughs, japes and general p*ssing off of the genuine Motorhome Community at this fifth rate show is broadcast to critical reviews.

If you can't find time tonight then I'd suggest you get the programme recorded and sit back and watch in amazement at a later date – probably much later.

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:
 
Keithchesterfield said:
What a great line up for the Celebrity Motorhome extravaganza tonight.

Jack Knauf, contestant of an episode of Pointless and Plumber, owns a Hobby Motorhome.

Fawn Dillmiballs, her appearance in an episode of New Tricks excited critics and viewers alike, is the proud owner of an ancient Pilote.

Claude Balls, a handyman who lit up Ground Force with his novel pruning of a bush to resemble Charlie Dimmock's assets, now tours Europe in a Hymer.

Phil McCrackin, his role in Dixon of Dock Green has not been forgotten by his many fans, is on his third Dethleff in twenty years of Motorhoming.

Hugh Janus, voice over star of the CBBC show Postman Pat until his unfortunate Prison stay, has until recently had a Caravan but thanks to the lure of this shows monetary payment has agreed to share a Motorhome with his fellow contestants.

See their wacky adventures exploring the outer reaches of the Bournemouth Sea front until being moved on by the Council Officer.

See them grapple with the toilet emptying facility at Little Twot-on-the-Mold Campsite and the tour of the shower block after the disastrous ending to their efforts.

See their attempt to clean the Motorhome roof with only a bucket of water, a sponge and admire Fawn's model figure as the camera lingers approvingly as she gamely climbs up the ladder.

See the way they respond to being gassed overnight and their distraught whingeing as £2000, the iPads and watches go missing in the robbery.

Yes, Folks, a bundle of laughs, japes and general p*ssing off of the genuine Motorhome Community at this fifth rate show is broadcast to critical reviews.

If you can't find time tonight then I'd suggest you get the programme recorded and sit back and watch in amazement at a later date – probably much later.

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:
Click to expand...

Thought someone mentioned celebrities!?!
Am I the only one who's never heard of any of em? Sounds like all the other "celebrity" rubbish, second rate b list wannabes clutching at any chance of perceived fame they can grab! What next? , celebrity camper van kangaroo bollock eating in the bloody Borneo rainforest nude challenge? :mad2::sleep-040::lol-061::mad2::mad1:
 
Keithchesterfield said:
What a great line up for the Celebrity Motorhome extravaganza tonight.

Jack Knauf, contestant of an episode of Pointless and Plumber, owns a Hobby Motorhome.

Fawn Dillmiballs, her appearance in an episode of New Tricks excited critics and viewers alike, is the proud owner of an ancient Pilote.

Claude Balls, a handyman who lit up Ground Force with his novel pruning of a bush to resemble Charlie Dimmock's assets, now tours Europe in a Hymer.

Phil McCrackin, his role in Dixon of Dock Green has not been forgotten by his many fans, is on his third Dethleff in twenty years of Motorhoming.

Hugh Janus, voice over star of the CBBC show Postman Pat until his unfortunate Prison stay, has until recently had a Caravan but thanks to the lure of this shows monetary payment has agreed to share a Motorhome with his fellow contestants.

See their wacky adventures exploring the outer reaches of the Bournemouth Sea front until being moved on by the Council Officer.

See them grapple with the toilet emptying facility at Little Twot-on-the-Mold Campsite and the tour of the shower block after the disastrous ending to their efforts.

See their attempt to clean the Motorhome roof with only a bucket of water, a sponge and admire Fawn's model figure as the camera lingers approvingly as she gamely climbs up the ladder.

See the way they respond to being gassed overnight and their distraught whingeing as £2000, the iPads and watches go missing in the robbery.

Yes, Folks, a bundle of laughs, japes and general p*ssing off of the genuine Motorhome Community at this fifth rate show is broadcast to critical reviews.

If you can't find time tonight then I'd suggest you get the programme recorded and sit back and watch in amazement at a later date – probably much later.

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:
Click to expand...

All your own work?
Excellent!
:bow::bow::bow::bow:
 
GreggBear said:
Thought someone mentioned celebrities!?!
Am I the only one who's never heard of any of em? Sounds like all the other "celebrity" rubbish, second rate b list wannabes clutching at any chance of perceived fame they can grab! What next? , celebrity camper van kangaroo bollock eating in the bloody Borneo rainforest nude challenge? :mad2::sleep-040::lol-061::mad2::mad1:
Click to expand...

Bu99er!
That was supposed to be a secret!
We were told to say that we're going to Portugal, to explain our absence.
 
funny in parts

Showed Wales in a new light= sunshine.
Kenny Everett, so funny. She still got nice ear rings but dangling abit now.
 
1 Cup said:
Showed Wales in a new light= sunshine.
Kenny Everett, so funny. She still got nice ear rings but dangling abit now.
Click to expand...
and one fell off as well :)

Talking silly names, a presenter on ITV Borders is Sandy McCracken :wacko:


Two days to go until next thrilling episode ... will I remember to watch? Got it on a series link to make sure don't miss it :D
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who viewed this discussion (Total:0)

Back
Top