burns night.......

tresrikay

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A very Merry BURNS night, to all in the Malt appreciation and sampling, section of our erstwhile forum and to all north of the border whether a tippler or not.......... Now I have to address the Veggie Haggis.............". Oh noblest of the puddin race....."

or

To
Mr AJ
Tight ass farm
Crumbling lane,
Little Wallett,
Skinflintshire
AJ1 4RK

:D:D:D
 
bigboack said:
if its burns night. might try that jura rubbish again.:):)
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Don't go drinking all of that, I was hoping to try some in my on going education.

As some will ell you I am a whisky novice and unable to tell cooking whiskey from the good stuff so need help :)
 
In solidarity with the Scots, I shall spend a couple of hours toasting the 16 Men of Tain.
 
biggirafe said:
Don't go drinking all of that, I was hoping to try some in my on going education.

As some will ell you I am a whisky novice and unable to tell cooking whiskey from the good stuff so need help :)
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You need to start by drinking Bushmills Black bush,trust me you wont like any of that scotch stuff. Bushmills Whiskey is distilled 3 times as scotch is distilled once. Thats why russians prefer Vodka as its distilled 3 times.Never mind what that AJ bloke says,he dont know nuffink. He cant even spell us names right on ere

i'll save you a wee dram asi wont be drinking much of that jura rubbich.:D:D

Page 33 of next months camping and carravanning magazine Number 10, Tis a good read all about Whiskey, about how the Irish whiskey is better than scotch. I rest my case.Here endeth the lesson
 
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bigboack said:
You need to start by drinking Bushmills Black bush,trust me you wont like any of that scotch stuff. Bushmills Whiskey is distilled 3 times as scotch is distilled once. Thats why russians prefer Vodka as its distilled 3 times.Never mind what that AJ bloke says,he dont know nuffink. He cant even spell us names right on ere

i'll save you a wee dram asi wont be drinking much of that jura rubbich.:D:D
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Your a gent :)
I always look at the top shelf whisky and wonder how they justfy the price, not that I like the cheapest stuff either, but seems to me there are a number of perfectly drinkable ones in the the middle :D
 
bigboack said:
You need to start by drinking Bushmills Black bush,trust me you wont like any of that scotch stuff. Bushmills Whiskey is distilled 3 times as scotch is distilled once. Thats why russians prefer Vodka as its distilled 3 times.Never mind what that AJ bloke says,he dont know nuffink. He cant even spell us names right on ere

i'll save you a wee dram asi wont be drinking much of that jura rubbich.:D:D

Page 33 of next months camping and carravanning magazine Number 10, Tis a good read all about Whiskey, about how the Irish whiskey is better than scotch. I rest my case.Here endeth the lesson
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Your case is founded upon the supposed good taste of 2 nations..... The :rolleyes:Russians :.......and the Ir:eek::eek::eek:
 
bigboack said:
if its burns night. might try that jura rubbish again.:):)
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don't friggin bother:mad:... bring it with you and we'll mix it with
treasureprickleys droplets:rolleyes:.. Between the pair of you there may be enough for a thimble full each...:eek:

but i doubt it...:rolleyes:

regards:D
aj
 
Just been for a wee dram, Noticed its not Jura its 18 year old single malt, You know the one we talked about before christmas. i think i got it from Netto or smoewhere like that. So decided to open me Bushmills 10year old single malt. So there will be more of that 18 yr rubbish to go round in Feb, :D:D
 
Efter the feastie

Oh Whit a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts tae stir an enormouse win'
The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushy peas
Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
But soon the pudding' wi' the sauncie face
Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place
Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae
A 'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
Shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it disnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almichty it fairly reeks
Hope a havnae shat ma breeks
Tae the bog a better scurry
Aw whit the hell. it's no ma worry
A 'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or twa are nearly bokin
A'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wis him! A shout wi' accusin glower
Alas too Late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae fell welcome ony mair
Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free
Sounds like jist the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o' wan wee farty
 
I have not laughed at anything so much for a long time.

Burns himself would have enjoyed it as he had a sense of humour.

Take a bow for that posting.
 
That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time, bl**dy brilliant, next stop poet laureate!!!! :D :D :D
 
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