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" whor jack" a Russell from up norff somewhere, was today banned and sent packing by the disorganisers at crufts.. :eek:

it would appear that the little nastid ran amuck in the competitors holding room and shnaged the lot of them before the stewards realised what was going on...
and then only after suffering the same fate as the congregation of muts.:rolleyes:

a spokesperson for the event added..."that little bnastid is banned fer life... the whole event may never be held again as all the pure blood lines have been decimated by this 1 rouge mut from the norvern extremes of our land.
Never again will we allow anyone norf of stoke on trent to exhibit dogs at our show.. further more... the pugs, sheeetsu's and whippet breeds have been removed from
the sections as these breeds to are synonymous with norfferners"

this is you roving wildstamper reporter bringing you the very latest stories for member consumption....:p

regards:D
aj
 
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ajs said:
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STOP PRESS NEWS FROM CRUFTS....
it would appear that the little nastid ran amuck in the competitors holding room and shnaged the lot of them before the stewards realised what was going on...
and then only after suffering the same fate as the congregation of muts.:rolleyes:
regards:D
aj
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Champion leg humper!
 
Thanks for the warning PJ. :)

We have not entered any of ours that qualified anyway.

The delectable Mrs Maingate will be there on Friday with a shopping list of dog coats, collars, leads etc. :rolleyes:

Just you watch, Peter will be straight on here reminding me that Johns Cross Motorhomes sell all that stuff and I get a discount for being a wildie. :D
 
Hey Big Fella;), I hope you,re not insinuating that wor Jack had out t de wi this:rolleyes:,we have an alibi and we,re sticking with it:D

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Meet Jacks new Girlfriend, Shiva:eek:

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butter wouldn't melt eh:rolleyes:......but


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as i suspected... snaged out...:eek:


regards :D
aj
 
Glad you posted these facts about Jack, during the Borders meet, I was getting worried about him because he was after Derek's Wee Burnip:confused:
and he's a DOG:D Thought he was going to end up as one of those colourfull chappies;)
 
maingate said:
Thanks for the warning PJ. :)
We have not entered any of ours that qualified anyway.
The delectable Mrs Maingate will be there on Friday with a shopping list of dog coats, collars, leads etc. :rolleyes:
Just you watch, Peter will be straight on here reminding me that Johns Cross Motorhomes sell all that stuff and I get a discount for being a wildie. :D
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Love you too...............:p

Peter.

PS Could only find a dog tether, sorry!!
 
Hell for Leather

ajs said:
:eek: if it's leather he'll be into it...:rolleyes:

regards :p
aj
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I can,t ,for one moment, understand how everyone seems to pick on Wor little Jack when It come s to Naugtiness:eek:, I think you,ve all got the wrong impression of him:rolleyes:;).

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So c,mon guys, Get off his back:p:D:D Thankyou.
 
lenny said:
I can,t ,for one moment, understand how everyone seems to pick on Wor little Jack when It come s to Naugtiness:eek:, I think you,ve all got the wrong impression of him:rolleyes:;).

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So c,mon guys, Get off his back:p:D:D Thankyou.
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Caption time again.

Give me a shout Jack when you have finished:D;)
 
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goodgrief....he'd even snag a guide dog .:eek::eek::eek:
...the little nastid :mad:

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:D


regards:p
aj
 
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