Boris Wild Camping

[witzend]

The pictures also showed a bell tent pitched in a field next to the holiday home, but the tent was hastily packed away after the landowner arrived and accused Mr Johnson of camping without permission

Boris Johnson cuts short holiday 'amid concerns over safety'

Boris Johnson cut short his summer holiday after he was discovered staying at a remote Scottish cottage with his family, The Telegraph can disclose. The Prime Minister and his fiancee, Carrie Symonds, flew back to London with their baby son, Wilfred, on Thursday evening after becoming concerned...

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[2cv]

Having experienced the midges in that area I suspect he won’t be back in a hurry.

 

[jagmanx]

Keep the midges in preference yo "you know who"

 

[Debroos]

In an example of solidarity with the wildcamping covidiots he also left his tent behind as well as the half burnt wood from his campfire.

 

[Fisherman]

It’s a well known fact that most midges voted YES during indyref.
Bojo will no doubt be a major target.
Rumour has it that they have moved some of their elite forces to the east,
just in case he heads there for relief.
He was spotted buying several tubes of skin so soft in a local shop.
You can spot a tourist a mile away

 

[Debroos]

If Johnson has covid antibodies and gets bitten by a midge and it then goes on to bite others ( the midge, that is, not Johnson) will that inoculate the bitten person and give them immunity?

 

[mickymost]

If Johnson has covid antibodies and gets bitten by a midge and it then goes on to bite others ( the midge, that is, not Johnson) will that inoculate the bitten person and give them immunity?

Probably not BUT one will grow a big fuzzy hairstyle,will start to talk in riddles and will have a craze for the younger model.By that I mean will only be interested in a women half ones age. Her indoors will get dumped for this new sexual interest.