Ben Franklin said...

bigpieeater

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As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap..
 
oscar wilde said when asked if he wanted water,"water? fish **** in it" that'll be a no then
 
Abraham Lincoln said, when he woke up on a Monday morning with one hell of a hang over. "I freed who?":lol-061:
 
oscar wilde said when asked if he wanted water,"water? fish **** in it" that'll be a no then
I think you'll find it was W C Fields - Oscar Wilde would have used longer words than that!
 
after having a mouthful of warm lucozade out of a bottle on the grandsons dash board i said that tastes like p!ss he said funny you should say that :scared:
 

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