And they moan about us

[terry111]

This is a great spot north of Applecross. Someone had dumped a mattress by a lochan. I doubt this has come from a motorhome!

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Might have been Barry, having eventually totally fooked his bed up.

 

[barryd]

It looks pretty remote. Who would drag a mattress to a remote loch unless there is a road just out of sight? Bizarre but I can confirm, it wasn't me!

 

[trevskoda]

Must be a spring matress, they only last a few weeks and die back to next year.

 

[alcam]

It looks pretty remote. Who would drag a mattress to a remote loch unless there is a road just out of sight? Bizarre but I can confirm, it wasn't me!

You would say that wouldn't you

 

[edina]

You would say that wouldn't you

Certainly links in to the "broken bed" thread

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Certainly links in to the "broken bed" thread

Points to his incontinence, too Chris.

 

[marchie]

Points to his incontinence, too Chris.

Then how does Barry go to France, then, Kev? I remember the ferry adverts - 'Dover for the Continent' [and Tena Pads for the incontinent] ...

Steve

 

[barryd]

You would say that wouldn't you

Its a fair cop.

 

[caledonia]

That’s an Air BnB.

 

[Robmac]

Looking at the curve in that mattress I can only conclude that it had been slept on by a big fat bastud.

I'll say no more than that.

 

[barryd]

Looking at the curve in that mattress I can only conclude that it had been slept on by a big fat bastud.

I'll say no more than that.

It must of been one of you feckers then as everyone knows I'm as fit as a racing snake now and my new name is "Twiggy".

 

[Boris7]

my new name is "Twiggy".

Explains the dress

 

[Pudsey Bear]

Oh, I thought he'd been de-frocked.