Mothman
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the Fluffin agony of it all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
She the Evil killer of my happiness must die i tells ya,,,,, we went to a "Ye old sweet shop" the other day near our home "Ooooooooooooooooooo look there my little venomous viper Ye old pear drops Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love pear drops,,, im gonna get me some of them there beautiful sweeties, Yum yum, so off into the Ye old sweetie shop i go like a little school boy "oh hello there my good man may i have a quaurter of your lovely pear drops please sir!" so i get my pear drops & out the shop i trundle Tra la laaa!!!!! one after the other i pop the lovely sugary pear drops into my horrible little grub tunnel Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to die for the food of the gods,,,,, these said sweeties are in my open side pocket in there little paper bag,,, so off we go looking around the shops,,,, wifey states she feels a little worn out "can we just sit on the wall a moment" she barks in her usual masculine way Lol,, so we sit on a very pretty cottage type garden wall with that lovely cotswold chippings all over the front rock garden,,, strangly she recovers in less than one minute, "come on" she growels lets carry on walking,,,, so off we go me not thinking too much of it, off i go onto my 10th pear drop Mmmmmmmmmmm Sooooooooooooooooooo Goooooooooooooooooooooood i think to myself, until i bite into this one pear drop only to crack my Fu**ing Molar tooth right in 2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! the pain was unreal what the F**k WAS THAT I CRY??????????????? she starts laughing uncontrollably her eyes crying with fun & laughter,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as i spit the said bad sweet out of my mouth to find it covered in blood ,,"What the hells this??????????????? "its a F***ing stone i shout out,,,,,,,"Yes its a cotswold chipping" she shrieks!!!!!! " i popped it into your pocket into your sweets when we sat on that wall just" OH HOW BARSTOOLING HILARIOUS IS SHE,,,,,,,,NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so ive fallen out with her now, i now look like a gapped toothless wonder for the Christmas period,,, its gonna spoil my christmas dinner i tells ya BIG TIME STYLE,,,,,,,,,,,
(Thanks cow bag)
Mothman,,,,,,
She the Evil killer of my happiness must die i tells ya,,,,, we went to a "Ye old sweet shop" the other day near our home "Ooooooooooooooooooo look there my little venomous viper Ye old pear drops Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love pear drops,,, im gonna get me some of them there beautiful sweeties, Yum yum, so off into the Ye old sweetie shop i go like a little school boy "oh hello there my good man may i have a quaurter of your lovely pear drops please sir!" so i get my pear drops & out the shop i trundle Tra la laaa!!!!! one after the other i pop the lovely sugary pear drops into my horrible little grub tunnel Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to die for the food of the gods,,,,, these said sweeties are in my open side pocket in there little paper bag,,, so off we go looking around the shops,,,, wifey states she feels a little worn out "can we just sit on the wall a moment" she barks in her usual masculine way Lol,, so we sit on a very pretty cottage type garden wall with that lovely cotswold chippings all over the front rock garden,,, strangly she recovers in less than one minute, "come on" she growels lets carry on walking,,,, so off we go me not thinking too much of it, off i go onto my 10th pear drop Mmmmmmmmmmm Sooooooooooooooooooo Goooooooooooooooooooooood i think to myself, until i bite into this one pear drop only to crack my Fu**ing Molar tooth right in 2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! the pain was unreal what the F**k WAS THAT I CRY??????????????? she starts laughing uncontrollably her eyes crying with fun & laughter,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as i spit the said bad sweet out of my mouth to find it covered in blood ,,"What the hells this??????????????? "its a F***ing stone i shout out,,,,,,,"Yes its a cotswold chipping" she shrieks!!!!!! " i popped it into your pocket into your sweets when we sat on that wall just" OH HOW BARSTOOLING HILARIOUS IS SHE,,,,,,,,NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so ive fallen out with her now, i now look like a gapped toothless wonder for the Christmas period,,, its gonna spoil my christmas dinner i tells ya BIG TIME STYLE,,,,,,,,,,,
(Thanks cow bag)
Mothman,,,,,,
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