Dear allerdalechef,
i am legally bound mate to advertise your bids, so no i WONT be growing my fringe OR my hair back. you or the lucky bidder WILL have FULL advertising. I AM GAME ARE YOU?????? £15.0000+ will seal you the deal xxx plus if you buy i will give you 10% of all the tabloids and magazine story sales x so hurry up, contact your solicitor, draw up papers and my head is yours xxxx plus if you buy now i will pay for the tattoo out of your money, and have it done in glow in the dark ink. so when i am D.Jing you will get plenty advertising xxxx some one owns a company called collins underwear and night time tights! which spells C.U.N.T so if you want this sale pay me £15.000k and i will pay for tattoo AND give YOU 10% OF ALL tabloid sales x x x member i got to live wif this 4ever AND MY Mrs, so DONT TAKE THE C*NT!!!!!!!!! i will talk business if you r game xxx
- djhushstewart