2 priests & a motorbike

[tony]

2 priests were riding a motorcycle when they were stopped by the guard (police) for speeding.
they pleaded with the guard not to give them a ticket.
the guard said that they should be showing a good example to their parisheners by obeying the law & what about if they had an accident.
they told the guard they would be ok as " jesus" was with them.
the guard said i'll have to book you as that bike was only made to carry 2 people.
tony

 

[vindiboy]

HA HA ! that's an update on an old joke we used to tell as kids, the way I heard it was that a small village had a real nasty local bobby who had ticketed every one in the village except the Vicar, determined to get the Vicar,the bobby hid behind a bush and waited for the vicar to come along on his bike and then jumped out in front of him. The Vicar managed to stop dead in front of the bobby who said, you were lucky you were able to stop ,your brakes must be good, God was with me said the Vicar, AH said the bobby got you, two on a bike.

 

[frogdude]

Reminds me about the priest who was having a go on the local "bike" down an alleyway. Local bobby spots them, shines his torch down the alley, and shouts

"Oi! You can't bloody do that here"
"Dont speak to me like that," replies the priest, "I'm Pastor Pomfrett"
Policeman says "I don't care if you're past 'er bloody kidneys, you can't do that here!"

 

[vindiboy]

Reminds me about the priest who was having a go on the local "bike" down an alleyway. Local bobby spots them, shines his torch down the alley, and shouts

"Oi! You can't bloody do that here"
"Dont speak to me like that," replies the priest, "I'm Pastor Pomfrett"
Policeman says "I don't care if you're past 'er bloody kidneys, you can't do that here!"

Further to that ,whilst they are at it the fence they were against collapsed and the irate owner demanded compensation, are you going to pay half says the Vicar to his lady ?? no way says she ,I was pushing the other way LOL LOL.

 

[tony]

"the red top inn"
2 lads went to the seaside for a weekend.
while there they were told about "the red top inn" about 2mls out of town.
it was supposed to be a great place for bacon & cabbage & the craic.
they started walking as they had no car.
after awhile they started getting tired.
they saw a couple courtin in a gateway
& asked them
how far is "the red top in".
as tired as they were they had to make a quick getaway.
think twice before you open your mouth.
tony