I had to get a AI summary of that:
That’s brilliant

“4877 steps from us, which should be enough for you to be safe” is peak motorhome forum energy.
And that whole scooter episode is exactly why these trips are never really just about parking spots and ferry dates. One minute you’re counting steps on the prom, next minute you’re elbow-deep in a toolbox doing emergency engineering in schoolboy French while discussing loose screws with a Moroccan delivery rider.
Those are the proper “be there” memories Geek was talking about earlier – not just riding the same road again, but random human encounters you couldn’t script if you tried. Elaine clearly has a habit of expanding your holiday itinerary on the fly

Fair play for helping him out though. Two 5mm bolts and 8mm lock nuts might not seem much, but for someone relying on that scooter for food deliveries, that’s probably a big deal.
Did the repair hold, or are you expecting a late-evening knock on the van door with more multilingual bolt negotiations?