You couldn't make it up.

kimbowbill said:
i dont get it, why go to a working harbour if you dont like smell of fish? and how is his children expected to be educated, stupid man, glad i dont live next door to him cos when my henry breaks wind all estate can smell it lol

Jen xx
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So how on earth do you cope when Henry does it in the MH??? :scared:

mary x x
 
what an idiot ,if i had have been a fisher man there i would have explained to him and his kids ,that the fish were dead because you like to eat fish do you , and if so then they must be caught .but the crabs are still alive, that is untill get a big vat full of boiling water and i put the crabs in and boil them to death .
 
Would love to know whereabouts he is from, and what he does for a living..
 
kimbowbill said:
Ha, i dont cope, thats the thing, its horrendous, he's a massive bullmastiff with farts to match :lol-053:
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Very relieved to hear that. For a moment there I thought Henry was your other half.:eek:
 
mandrake said:
what an idiot ,if i had have been a fisher man there i would have explained to him and his kids ,that the fish were dead because you like to eat fish do you , and if so then they must be caught .but the crabs are still alive, that is untill get a big vat full of boiling water and i put the crabs in and boil them to death .
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We need teachers in the classroom like you mandrake.:D
 
You have to remember that WildCampers by nature camp in the wild, unlike many folks that think civilisation ends at the Watford Gap (other sweeping stereotypes are available) here are some comments made by tourists venturing into Terra Incognito:

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"
"I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."
"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

'nuff said
 
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QUOTE=RobKeeble;142072]Very relieved to hear that. For a moment there I thought Henry was your other half.:eek:[/QUOTE]

oooooo no, well i suppose you could say he is, i'm always with him, he snores, farts and misbehaves, dunt do nowt round house, so yeah, its the same thing innit, only he has 4 legs and not legless like my other half always was, hence me single lol,
 
kimbowbill said:
QUOTE=RobKeeble;142072]Very relieved to hear that. For a moment there I thought Henry was your other half.:eek:
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oooooo no, well i suppose you could say he is, i'm always with him, he snores, farts and misbehaves, dunt do nowt round house, so yeah, its the same thing innit, only he has 4 legs and not legless like my other half always was, hence me single lol,[/QUOTE]
at least one of us has a cute dog :)
 
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