Treating my van (well, me really)

MarkJ

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I’m in the happy position of having just about got the van sorted. Everything works (touch wood), I reckon I’ve got all the gadgets and bits and bobs I really need.

But I fancy spoiling myself...


What little luxury can I buy? Max spend £50
 
MarkJ said:
I’m in the happy position of having just about got the van sorted. Everything works (touch wood), I reckon I’ve got all the gadgets and bits and bobs I really need.

But I fancy spoiling myself...


What little luxury can I buy? Max spend £50
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Sexy Suzy, 070098898766657 !.
 
Seriously
Why don’t you just go away for a few nights & put the £50 into enhancing your experience by way of a Lovely meal, Or Enterance Fee to a POI, or a Campsite, or a Few Good Fry ups while on the road, but put the emphasis on, Enjoying your van !
 
I think I may have put too many ‘0’ s in, Sorry Sticky Keyboard from her last visit me thinks.
She dropped a Donut on my Phone!


Haven’t spoken to her since
 
Get a good book, a box of good chocs , maybe a cut glass just for van and a small bottle of something, drive to somewhere with a lovely view park up! Time is the bit that's hard to buy!

I suppose you could take Suzy too!
 
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You may have these ... others may see them as necessities.
A Bluetooth speaker? Proper glass to drink out of. Porcelain mug. A cushion. Decent corkscrew. Really good pillow. Fairy lights. Family pix on walls with Perspex replacing glass.
Do let us know what you decide. Might want one.
 
Clunegapyears said:
You may have these ... others may see them as necessities.
A Bluetooth speaker? Proper glass to drink out of. Porcelain mug. A cushion. Decent corkscrew. Really good pillow. Fairy lights. Family pix on walls with Perspex replacing glass.
Do let us know what you decide. Might want one.
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Have to admit I do like a cup and saucer sometimes and decent size fish bowl .. errr mean gin glass !
I can't be doing with drinking out of plastic ...
A decent speaker was a must as for the rest we pretty much slum it 😂
 
Clunegapyears said:
You may have these ... others may see them as necessities.
A Bluetooth speaker? Proper glass to drink out of. Porcelain mug. A cushion. Decent corkscrew. Really good pillow. Fairy lights. Family pix on walls with Perspex replacing glass.
Do let us know what you decide. Might want one.
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Proper glass to drink out of... that’s a good idea. Our stock items are robust and meant to be unchippable. But they’re not special to drink out of. Maybe I’ll buy a set of 6 nice ones with my £50 and if they break, so be it. Better to die poor having drunk out of nice glasses.
 
MarkJ said:
Proper glass to drink out of... that’s a good idea. Our stock items are robust and meant to be unchippable. But they’re not special to drink out of. Maybe I’ll buy a set of 6 nice ones with my £50 and if they break, so be it. Better to die poor having drunk out of nice glasses.
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We use a cardboard wine box to keep ours safe in ... 🍷. They break when washing up after 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
 
Clunegapyears said:
You may have these ... others may see them as necessities.
A Bluetooth speaker? Proper glass to drink out of. Porcelain mug. A cushion. Decent corkscrew. Really good pillow. Fairy lights. Family pix on walls with Perspex replacing glass.
Do let us know what you decide. Might want one.
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Scary you just described our van except the family photos with Perspex, our Xmas presents are calendars with family photos on, great idea too
 
Wooie1958 said:
I`ve got that number written on the inside of my loo door :scared: Cheers buddy, now i`ll have to book even longer in advance :mad2:
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I went in a phone box the other day hoping to find my own sexy Suzy and ended up with the code for local defibrillator, ho well it will definitely start something
 
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