Dezi
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A catholic goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain,
enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine,
Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom
ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."
Dezi :cheers:
enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine,
Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom
ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."
Dezi :cheers: