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picture the scene :- mother in law 82yrs old stood in back garden with my brother in law and his wife both in their late fifty's all drinking a cup of tea while watching nephew cut the lawn at about 5.30pm yesterday WHEN 7 police officers in full gear come screaming down the drive while 2 more decide to take the front door off it's hinges with a battering ram :lol-061: round them all up and threaten to cuff brother in law if he didn't shut up:lol-061:they had a warrant to search for drugs it had the mother in laws name and address on,they said they had received several tip off's,she has lived on her own for the last 17yrs bless her when the police had gone she had to make brother in law and his wife a sweet tea for their nerves
 
they gave her a telephone number to ring for a claim form ? and offered to get a company out to board it up but said it would cost her? they were talking to her in the garden when the front door came through,after the search they asked her if she could explain some scorched tin foil they found!! yes i had a baked tatey for dinner:lol-061:bother in law's gone doctor's he's not slept all night and has got the sh!tes:lol-061:
 
My mother-in-law claimed that when she was a girl the police had to retrieve a stolen car from the local fishing pond but because it was so deep they had to employ "blackmen-pearldivers" because "they're reet gud swimmurs" thinking this was bizaar I said could they not have been frogmen in black diving suits ! she said "I think you may be right there" and for 60+ years she had thought pearl divers retrieved stolen cars for the police....... bless em

Ps... close shave for your m-i-l i bet she flushed the gear down the bog just in time eh ?
 
Sue them....

Claim them for everything you can get!!!!!

I am dead against anything to do with Drugs and especially those who deal in them , BUT the authorities HAVE to get their facts right before they start battering down people's doors OR ELSE PAY for any damage caused with the appropriate amount of compensation. Their intelligence gathering has to be better than a tip-off telephone calls!!!
 
brother in law has just took retirement after 45yrs with donny council this will give him a new goal in life (his claim to fame is he has been a season ticket holder at donny rovers all his adult life )
 
brother in law has just took retirement after 45yrs with donny council this will give him a new goal in life (his claim to fame is he has been a season ticket holder at donny rovers all his adult life )

Did they let him keep his brush ?

Dezi :banana:
 
WHAT brush:mad2: i'll have you know he was a time served plonker sorry a plummer (but thats another story)
 
Blimey...that's a bit scary! What would have happened had the old girl been in the house, on her own and perhaps a bit on the frail side? Doesn't bear thinking about. And now she's got all the mess to clean up when she's done nothing wrong? Bonkers!:hammer:
 

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