Lock down advice [JOKE]

[trevskoda]

Just realised I have reposted the first joke! Sorry @RichardHelen262 !

WE will let you off this time but should it happen again.

 

[mariesnowgoose]

 

[trevskoda]

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But what happens if she phones you up and says again please.

 

[GinaRon]

 

[izwozral]

Motherinlaw.

Dezi

Bit of a M.I.L.F.

 

[izwozral]

Sad state of affairs when the wheelie bin goes out more then we do!

 

[REC]

Sad state of affairs when the wheelie bin goes out more then we do!

Sad state of affairs when the wheelie bin goes out more then we do!

We don't even have that excuse, the bin (skip) is at the neighbours house gets emptied weekly but we have so little trash it about monthly that we take our rubbish to the skip! When we collect lots of bottles ( can't imagine why!) we get a trip to the village to the recycle bin...that's exciting...But not at the weekend after 1pm under current rules!

 

[trevskoda]

Our local skip/dump is like the gustapo, you have to show d licence so you are within there zone, your on camera to make sure you dont lift anything out of skips as the prosecute if you try it, most staff are paramilitary hoods, jobs for the boys.

 

[Robmac]

Our local skip/dump is like the gustapo, you have to show d licence so you are within there zone, your on camera to make sure you dont lift anything out of skips as the prosecute if you try it, most staff are paramilitary hoods, jobs for the boys.

Have you ever considered moving Trev?

 

[Dezi]

Bit of a M.I.L.F.

There speaks the voice of exprience.

Dezi

 

[GWAYGWAY]

Thats whats required in reality, a bit of cotton rag over your buggle ant going to stop anything, just think what the MOD could save if it did.

Consider that 100,000,000 virus can sit on a pinhead, then a wet rag ain't going to stop anything. Bit like a rat in the Mersey Tunnel, for comparison with the weave of any muzzle.

 

[trevskoda]

Full NBC kit for me.

 

[st3v3]

Consider that 100,000,000 virus can sit on a pinhead, then a wet rag ain't going to stop anything. Bit like a rat in the Mersey Tunnel, for comparison with the weave of any muzzle.

And how many water droplets can you sit on a pinhead?