How many mistresses

SimonM

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Because of the lockdown how many mistresses are now getting the hump because they’re not getting humped?
 

bedonwheels

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Purely as a selfless service to any of those wanton brazen husseys I am prepared to run the gauntlet to help, call me [Everard] on 555 5555. One at a time please, sorry, no party bookings....
 

NeilyG

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Use condoms & put bucket over head - most of us look better this way anyway. 🤪
 

jagmanx

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Two Bags on heads is best. One for her and one for you..In case her's comes off !
 

bedonwheels

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Errrm, might I suggest a 'backwards job'... a la chien? That enables funny face pulling and neither of you would know... just a thought in these troubled times...
 

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