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[Tezza33]

Now, there's an idea! I could pee into a jug!

If your pee is the colour of tea, you need to take more water! Mine might be mistaken for Lemon squash maybe!

 

[witzend]

My mind instantly went to the female members here squatting in the bonnet trying to pee on the wipers!

Bit of practice they could do it from the floor Old cat comes into our garden can skit it at least 3ft

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Bit of practice they could do it from the floor Old cat comes into our garden can skit it at least 3ft

Are you calling me and Ruth old cats?!

Watch yer lip, whippersnapper!

 

[Tezza33]

Nothing wrong with an old pu cat, even they like to be stroked and fussed

 

[trevskoda]

Bit of practice they could do it from the floor Old cat comes into our garden can skit it at least 3ft

Should be neuttered

 

[mariesnowgoose]

Should be nuttered

Thanks. Think we're nutty enough already, Trev

 

[Scotia]

Bit of practice they could do it from the floor Old cat comes into our garden can skit it at least 3ft

When I was installing a brewery at the Florence in Herne hill there was a dance music festival happening in the park opposite and the bar was heaving. I had to go to the gents for a pee and a girl walked out of the cubical so I asked her if she remembered to leave the seat up chuckling away to myself and headed to the urinal and there was a girl peeing in the urinal something similar to the cat but facing the wall which I found rather amusing.